I have always wanted to use the word “freewheeling.” And now I have. And as it happens, it is absolutely not applicable to the discussion I had with Don Cummings. And just to be sure about that, I confirmed the definition, which includes: “loose and undisciplined.” Yeah, no. My conversation with Don was the opposite…
When entering the intimate space of Ensemble Studio Theater/LA to see “Charlotte Stay Close,” the new play by Christine Hamilton-Schmidt, directed by Jonathan Muñoz-Proulx, excessively sunny Los Angeles immediately feels very far away. The audience is seated on all four sides around a sparse, elegant set consisting of a bed and two chairs. There is…
Well, my dears, you all know how much I love reading. And I have the great pleasure and honor of being one of the reviewers for the Washington Independent Review of Books and the New York Journal of Books. So I thought I would share my reviews on a regular basis, because there are few…
I LOVE “THE WEEKLY CURMUDGEON,” and I was so honored and delighted to be a Guest Curmudgeon! It was such a joy get on my soapbox in this fabulous forum! My great thanks to the Curmudgeon for inviting me to vent! Enjoy! https://www.theweeklycurmudgeon.com/single-post/2019/03/25/Guest-Curmudgeon-The-Evil-Is?utm_campaign=051c9316-79e1-4c37-af85-089bcd16830d&utm_source=so
Anyone want to guess how much I ADORE the words “Feminist” and Book” and “Club” being put together on this fabulous website? I was so thoroughly thrilled and honored to be a guest on wonderful Renee Powers’ delightful podcast. Enjoy! [FBC5] Heidi Mastrogiovanni, author of Lala Pettibone: Standing Room Only | Feminist Book Club
Lala Pettibone's Act Two is a finalist in the Humor category for Foreword Reviews 2017 Indies Book of the Year Awards!
Meet Lala Pettibone, a forty-something widow whose outrageous antics befit women half her age. When Lala leaves her beloved New York City to relocate to a whole other Manhattan on the opposite side of the country, she’s less than thrilled. But good things come her way in sunny California, including inspiration to finish writing an uproarious book based on her own delightfully ridiculous adventures.
Lala Pettibone’s Act Two is a wonderfully hilarious, second-coming-of-age-novel.
An Excerpt: Lala and her beloved Auntie Geraldine, mourning the passage of one of Lala's precious rescued senior dogs. (P.S. To anyone who has met him, it should be obvious that Yootza is based on Tom's and my own dear Chester, who is, mercifully, still with us...)
“Oh, Auntie Geraldine, I miss him.”
“Yup,” Geraldine said. “His absence is profound.”
“He was such a dear little grump. I’m thinking I’m going to up the ante on trying to put more joy in the world. In his grumpy little bastard honor.”
“Atta girl,” Geraldine said. She dabbed at her eyes with the end of her robe’s sash. “You know, I get the feeling he’s watching from Grumpy Little Bastard Heaven, and I think he’s really happy, Lala.”
They nodded and sipped their drinks. They paused, letting themselves enjoy the warm California sunshine, each savoring a special memory of Yootza.
Lala was reliving the first moment she saw Yootza at the shelter in New York City and his pronounced, crooked underbite immediately stole her heart.
Geraldine was recalling that funny, adorable, terrifying time Yootza mistook her left index finger for a Snausage.