February 18, 1895– “John Douglas, 9th Marquess of Queensberry, leaves his calling card at the Albemarle Club, inscribed: ‘For Oscar Wilde, posing somdomite’ [sic].”

Umm… Excuse me, Your Marquess-ship? If you’re going to go around sticking your nose into other people’s private business, maybe first learn how to correctly spell the insults you’re hurling? Just a suggestion, you self-righteous nineteenth century dickhead…